€1m IN CASH SEIZED WHILE LITERALLY BEING DRIED IN THE FIELD

More than one million Euros, in cash, were seized from a dryer in Ireland, proving that money laundering, in its most primitive form, is alive and well. A criminal organization, which had JUST dug up their stash of cash from a rural location, was using a portable dryer to make their loot presentable, when local law enforcement swooped down and made the seizure, literally in the field. Obviously, the criminals forgot that one should perform this act in the privacy of their local laundromat.